HETALIA
America!
If you need some cleaning done, I'll do it.
Naw, I just need to clean my storage out a little.
I'm always asking you to do stuff.
I need to see for myself what I should keep and not keep.
Okay.
Then I'll go make you some coffee!
Okay, thanks.
All righty then.
Today's the day that I'll clean this storage room that I haven't used for a hundred years.
But cleaning this room isn't easy.
Every time I tried,
I ended up remembering the good and bad
and I couldn't continue.
America's Storage Cleaning
To be continued
Yo, America.
You eat a lot every day. Are you okay?
Huh? I'm fine!
I change the flavor every day so I don't get tired of it!
Erm... That's not the problem...
You know, your weight or your condition...
I'm in tip-top condition!
That night...
I'm not gaining any weight 'cause I've been getting a good workout every day...
But you barely have any clothing on
God, this can't be, can it?
Granted I've only been eating hamburgers...
The French Diet
A-Anyway, I guess I should start dieting.
Someone must know a good dieting plan.
Besides England.
Oh yeah! I'll ask France!
Yo, France!
France, how do you eat good yet stay in shape?
That's because of how much I consume.
After, France brainwashed America with some "educationally inappropriate" material, so we're cutting it here.
Why?!
The Chinese Diet
What do you do to maintain your figure?
You mean my diet? It's simple.
Drink tea with every meal. You'll get thin quickly!
Yuck, no can do.
The Japanese Diet...?
Oh hey, Japan is the thinnest dude I know!
What's your diet plan?
Normally I eat three meals a day. I also have an afternoon snack.
W-W-WHAAAT?
Ahh, eating to lose weight is great.
After, America diligently followed the Japanese diet using a strange machine he made himself.
...why does he come here every day?
HETALIA
No way! I can really have this?!
Of course! I made it for you.
Awesome!
Thanks, England!
Treasure it.
And be careful when you use a hammer from now on.
Woah, there's a lot of different soldiers in here.
And they all have different faces.
Because it's specially made.
I don't use it anymore...
I'll throw it out.
Next is that...
What's with this suit?
Looks expensive. Is it okay if I don't wear it...?
Absolutely not.
The clothes you've been wearing lately are a total mess.
It makes me look bad if you don't dress well.
Does it really matter?
I like the clothes I have on now!
See, you really do look better in that.
Huh? This is formal!
I'll just wear it on special days.
This is really old.
I'll throw it out too.
A-Are only depressing things in here?
Aren't there any more good finds in here?
Oh, here's one!
It's old, but it's a good musket.
Maybe I could use it as a decoration...
This scratch...
Is it...
...from back then?
America's Storage Cleaning
Until next time...
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia